Lots Divulges His Youth
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 45606
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“Okay, that’s fine,” Fred conceded, scribbling a few notes on his pad of
paper. “Let’s move on then. Let’s talk about your adolescent years.”
“I was one of the more popular kids in school,” Lots quickly boasted. “And...” But before he could continue Fred cleared his throat and held up a finger. “Wait right there, captain. We’re not going to get anywhere if you lie to me.”Lots huffed. “You can believe I was born to a couple of gorillas but you can’t believe I was popular in school!?” he thundered. “Come on, captain. I think anyone who likes Star Trek and Buffy the Vampire Slayer as much as you do was probably not one of the ‘cool’ kids...”Lots rose to his feet. “Bullshit, Marco! Now you’re being stereotypical. So I guess since I’m black that would mean I can jump high and I’m on wellfare, according to your logic!” “But you’re not black, Lots...”“Well, no, but if I was...” Fred shook his head. “Sit down, captain. Let’s leave the theoretical questions to me, mm’k? Getting back to what’s important; how did it feel getting bullied during those tender years?”Lots turned to Astra. “Can you believe this guy!? I hope he didn’t pound you like this doing your session!” Astra had to suppress a giggle. “Oh, he pounded me alright...”Fred quickly changed the subject. “Uh, yes, well, moving on then...what about your homicidal nightmares?” He paused. “Oh...wait, that’s me who has those.” He made a few more notes. “So, uh, do you have any siblings?” But Lots wasn’t feeling so cooperative anymore. “I’d rather not say.”“Good, ‘cause all of the lies and mutual deceiving is over,” Fred proclaimed plot-advancingly. He still assumed he was wearing the hood he’d acquired during episode 10921, and threw it back. “BEHOLD! It is I, Lord Fred, your arch-nemesis! And guess what!? I just had sex with your girlfriend! You’ve been punk’d!” “You’re blowing my mind!” Lots reeled, coming to his feet again and drawing his sword. “I thought you were my good friend Marco!”Fred revealed his own sword and brandished the weapon menacingly. “I’ve killed you in my dreams, and I know I can do so now!” he claimed. The fight's on! Who will win!?
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