Josh Learns A Valuable Lesson About Life in General in This Episode

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 45401

With one decisive swipe, Josh cleanly removes Scott’s head from his torso and watches in unbridled ecstacy as the vital appendage falls to the floor and rolls away, while the rest of the ill-fated Asian’s body slumps to the floor and stays perfectly still like a good little corpse should.

“Well that was easy,” Josh says after the dirty deed is done. “Why didn’t I do that long ago?” He shakes his head. He could have avoided so much pain and suffering if only he had done this when Scott was still in his larval stage.

“You know, that was really uncalled for,” says Scott’s head. “I mean, where is this coming from? You’ve got rage issues, Josh.”

Josh kicks the head against a nearby wall as tears roll down his cheeks. “JUST DIE! Why can’t I kill you!?”

“Because the bonds of our love are too strong, Josh. The bond of our love are too strong...”

“NO!” Josh screams in impotent rage. “NEVER! I never loved you! I NEVER LOVED YOU!!!”

Scott’s head bursts into laughter. “You have NOTHING without me. NOTHING!!!”

  1. Josh finishes off the head with his saber.
  2. Scott's body begins moving around of it's own accord.
  3. Josh's former teen-self appears at the window, dressed only in Superman undies and his mother's best scarf.

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