Rudy Wants to Buy Yez a Drink

After hearing a few TMI stories about how Krissy's parents used to fuck like housecats in their younger days before entering physical and emotional affairs with household appliances and the History Channel, Scott is reeling. He's already hungover from the bender he went on after the so-called "misunderstanding" he had with Krissy a few episodes ago (either before or after the blatant thread vandalism), and he's still in disbelief that she "moved in with him" this morning, bringing Sammy the cat and whatever she could pack in one or two suitcases.

"Scott, what are you doing?" Krissy asks as Scott stands up and starts disrobing in front of everyone.
"Scott, can't you wait until breakfast is over?" asks Krissy's mother.

"Booze, booze, come on, there's got to be some alcohol around here somewhere!" Scott mutters as he, naked to the world, starts hastily rummaging through every cupboard and drawer in the kitchen.

"Scott? What's the matter?" Krissy asks, entering the kitchen.

1. Scott doesn't hear Krissy talking to him.
2. Scott finally finds a bottle of hooch.
3. A desperate Scott settles for vanilla extract.
4. Scott abruptly returns from his mental haze. "Krissy?" he asks startled.
5. Then, for the first time in god knows how long, Krissy's parents start doing it on the dining room table...

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