Star Destroyer Taun-Taun

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 45109

"Personal log, Grand Moff Obi-Wan Kenobi (no relation) of the Star Destroyer Taun-Taun.
It has come to my attention that the chaos bringer, Josh Burbank, has been sighted on board. It has been theorized by the Science Levels that Josh is the personification of the humorous side of the Force, who torments various planets and ships for some unknown purpose. I know, it is not the usual brand of thought for a Grand Moff to believe in the Force but I have enough medals in the service of the Emperor to get away with it. Besides, that damnable Jedi flung me all the way over the burnt, destroyed remains of Jabba The Hutt's sail barge. That wasn't anti-grav packs.
But I digress. Josh's last sighting was, most appropiately, in the women's showers on deck 31-2. A Storm Trooper, now recovering from hammer injuries, reported he screamed "I must drain all the water!". He then wrapped his lips around a shower head and turned it on full blast. Though the trooper, #445-66JH, did recieve several blows to the head (and genitals) I am inclined to believe him. Josh's last visit to our universe, on board the Star Destroyer Steve Thomas, involved him trying to drink ever bottle of Hoth-Brewed Brandy, in a room with seventeen hundred cases of same."
Darth Obi-Wan Kenobi left his quarters and discovered, standing in front of a painted landscape of the bombing of the Ewoks...

  1. Darth Vader himself.
  2. Darth Maul. Kenobi was surprised as he himself had Maul's bottom half frozen in carbonite.
  3. Han Solo, drunk, holding two smoking blasting rifles and standing over the bodies of the sewage cleaning interns.
  4. Josh Burbank, dressed like Twi-Lex dancing boy, holding an energy pike and covered in sawdust and Wookie vomit.
  5. Chewbacca. Kenobi screamed, slightly wet his pants and ran in panic. He hid in the kitchen lounge, where a vid of anti-grav death-spike-ball was in Evisceration Overtime.
  6. Gene Roddenberry, a noted Rebel malcontent who kept raising Rebel morale with fiction vids of a peaceful galaxy.
  7. some midget with a beard, mustache, plaid shirt and a piercing glare. "I am Lucas!" it screamed, then fainted.
  8. Scott Chen, the other Chaos Bringer. Scott held about a dozen carving knives in each hand and wore only a flourescent pink bathing suit, green bell-slippers and a woman's beret. Oh and he had a cat's tail, in typical Chaos-Bringer surprise fashion.

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