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Everyone in the U.S. has been trained what do if Josh Burbank ever shows
up. Fred pulls out his Official Homeland Security Department Shiny Thing.
A roll of aluminum foil. "SHINY!" Josh screams. He grabs it out of Fred's hand and smacks the entire roll into his forehead. Even though it could not possible have done any harm, Josh blacks out and faints. Fred takes a deep breath, then calls 911. "What is your emergency, sir?" Fred says the two words feared by billions. "Josh Burbank." "Understood. Does he have something shiny?" "Yes. Aluminum foil." "Excellent. Good choice, sir. We'll be right over."
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