Floral Sex?

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 44795

“Oh, Bob, you’re simply hopeless,” Astra relented. She accepted the flowers and hugged him. “I never expected this from you, of all people. How can I harbor any resentment after such a thoughtful gesture?”

Billingsley beamed with mawkish delight. “And I don’t even want sex in return,” he bragged. “Unless you’re offering it...I mean. In which case...”

Astra chuckled. “Oh Robert, you never change. And that’s why we love you.”

And we do, don’t we? Oh, that incorrigible Robert Billingsley! How does he steal our hearts? And every other earthly possesion we own in the process! Ha ha ha!

“Now we’ve got to find Alexis and Fred,” Astra declared sternly. “I only hope they’ve managed to stay alive through the night.”

Robert was crushed. “Does this mean I don’t even get a hand-job? You do know it took me all night to make that floral arrangement....”

This earned Bob another healthy shiner to his right eye. At least both eyes now matched.

Again, Astra ventured further into the jungle with Billingsley in tow, dragging his bag of treasure. Eventually...

  1. ...this happened.
  2. ....that happened

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