God and Josh Have Some Fun
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 4434
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“JOSH!” said God, with a voice that sounded like rolling thunder.
“WHY DID YOU CONDEMN VELUS TO HELL!?” “Because it was funny,” Josh calmly replied. This got a chuckle out of God. “IT IS KIND OF FUNNY, ISN’T IT? TOYING AROUND WITH PEOPLES’ FATE. HAVING COMPLETE AND UTTER CONTROL OF THEIR DESTINY. HO HO HO! HEY, LOOK! HERE COMES ANOTHER SOUL WHO LED A GOOD, HONEST LIFE. I WANT TO SEE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACE WHEN YOU CAST THEM INTO THE ABYSS!”Josh suppressed a laugh. “Shhh! Here she comes, don’t say anything!” A nun approached the gates, a lady who had led a devout Christian life helping the sick and feeding the poor.“Name, please,” Josh yawned. “Carolyn,” she answered, giddy with anticipation. “I can’t wait to finally meet my maker!”Josh thumbed through the book. “Ah, yes, Carolyn. You’ve led a wonderful life. But you know what?” Carolyn looked around nervously. “What?”A vortex opened up in the clouds, sucking the poor nun down into the dark depths of Hell. Josh burst into hysterical laughter. “That’s what!” “HAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE, YOU SANCTIMONIOUS DEVIL YOU!” God cheered him on. “OH MAN, DID YOU SEE THE DESPERATE LOOK IN HER EYES WHEN SHE REALIZED SHE WAS DONE FOR!? ‘I CAN’T WAIT TO FINALLY MEET MY MAKER’! STUPID BROAD! GOLLY, PETER WAS NEVER THIS MUCH FUN. I LIKE YOUR STYLE, JOSH! OH, HERE COMES ANOTHER SAP!”
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