Sir Lots Goes to Purgatory

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 4429

Fred decided that he had bent the rules enough by letting in Sir Paulito. He did not want Lots to create a dramatic scene, though. The question was, how could he send Lots to purgatory without letting him know that was what he was doing?

"You can come into heaven. Do you have your identity card?"

"Hey, they said that you can't take it with you. All I have is a Blockbuster Video nametag and a library card."

"That won't do, I'm afraid. You will need some identification with a picture. But there is a place where they will make one for you. You may face a bit of red tape in trying to get it, but if you have patience, the joys of heaven will be worth the inconvenience."

"Purgatory is your typical bureaucracy," thought Fred. A thousand years of waiting in line, filling out forms, and navigating the maze of paperwork should be enough penace for any sins he committed. He may even get a discount on years.

  1. Lots goes to have his identity card made.
  2. Lots suspects something and argues with Lord Fred.
  3. Another character arrives to join the conversation.

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