Suits you, Fred
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 43801
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Fred, with great squelchy strides, enters the citadel and looks for the
nearest garment-makers. Fortunately it is not longe before he comes
across just such a place: the sign outside says: "Banana Fiefdom". Fred enters and accosts one of the two rather camp shopworkers. Fred asks if he can by a new suit of chainmail, a jerkin, doublet and hose and a spare codpiece (XL size). The shopworker eyes Fred up and down for a second and then replies "Ooh, get you sir? Dripping wet are we? Thoroughly moist? Been for a ducking have we sir? Have we? I must say, it suits you, sir!" By this time the other camp shopworker has also approached: "Better get you out of that wet armour, hadn't we sir? Otherwise we'll go all stiff and won't be able to move, will we?" "And we don't want to get all stiff, do we sir?" both men shriek in unison.
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Eric "Fast Show" Kantona
10/31/2005 8:21:42 AM
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