In Court

"They told me that the NEQ was running over budget, and that most of the wardrobe has been sold off. Apparently this was all they had left in my size."

"I see. Do you think that you could try to breathe a little less deeply, so that we can all concentrate on the case? Clerk of the Court, read the charge."

"The charge is that the defendants - Lord Fred, Princess Astra, the Dragon and You - willingly collaborated in a thread that was both silly and boobillating - I mean titillating."

"Defendants, you have heard the charge. How do you plead?"

The prisoners have a hurried, whispered discussion. Then you say: "Your judgeship, we have agreed that I should be our spokesman. We all wish to plead...

1. "Guilty."
2. "Not guilty."
3. "Insanity."

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