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The newsreporter that Josh had selected to tell media sat in the wicker chair in Josh's lving room and sructinised him with suspicsious eyes. "Penis Man?"

"Yes!" grinned Dr Penis proudly in his large penis suit "I'm a super hero!"

"I can imagine," said the reporter dryly "But - uh - why Penis Man?"

"Well my mother on my father's side was called Penis and my father on my mother's side was called Fruit Loops. But Penis is so much more debonair than Fruit Loops,"

"Oh yes," said the reporter thinking about all the important thinggs he had to do that day, and talking to deranged lunatics in penis costumes wasn't one of them. "Well if that's all-"

"But that's not all!" protested Penis Man jumping from his seat "I'm a day saviour! Name any low life criminal and I'll have him stopped with my super soaker abilities!"

"Goodbye." said the reporter as he left Penis Man's penis lair.

Penis Man pouted, this wasn't the first time people had made fun of him, but it was the first people had made fun of him whilst dressed as a Penis.

"I have to make a name for myself!" said Penis Man and he flew out of his window to do just that.

1. Penis Man kills an old lady, then blames it on her dog, which he also kills.
2. Penis Man saves a cat which is caught in a tree, then kills it and eats it.
3. Penis Man preaches the message of penis hygeine to primary school kids, then kills them in front of their parents.
4. Penis Man sets his arms on fire and runs round and round in circles.
5. Penis Man does something of soubstantial use.

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