I Never Meant to Give You Mushrooms, Girl...
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 43299
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These shrooms make me hallucinate Then I sweat ‘til I start losing weight ‘Til I see dumb sh*t start happenin’ Dumber than Vanilla Ice trying to rap again Liza, having munched on the potent shrooms only minutes before she’d found herself in front of the caves, was starting to peak on the fungus. Time itself seemed to slow down and waiver as the trip manifested itself in her mind. The universe, in all of it’s mystery, seemed to be revealing it’s secrets with each passing second. But with every door of perception opened to her, another one seemed to shut. So it was that she found herself staring blankly ahead like a zombie, mere inches away from the static displayed on the T.V. screen in her college dorm room. Among other things, she had a splitting headache. The last ten hours of her life had been like a dream. Slowly and cautiously, she turned off the television and surveyed her surroundings... Dear God, her room was a mess! Everything was out of order! Her clothes and expensive text books were strewn haphazardly about as if a tornado had stormed through the center of her meager living space. Her CD collection was amiss, with just about every disc out of it’s case. A puddle of pepsi stained the middle of her carpet. Just then, the door to her room was flung open...and there stood her roommate, one Shelby Suddarth, looking none too pleased. She’d been off campus last night, at her rich boyfriend’s place uptown.“What the Hell is going on!?” Shelby screamed after the momentary shock of the situation had worn off. Liza lept to her feet. “Nothing!” she hastily defended. “I’m toberlly sober! I mean, I’m overlly tober! Er, I’m totally sober! Hehheh...Um...”“Holy Christ, Liza! What happened!? What are you on!? It’s 7 am! You know we have class in little less than an hour!” Liza’s heart skipped a beat. Today was the day of her test! If she failed it she was completely screwed! Reality hit her like a ton of bricks. What to do!?
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