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“Crikey!” said a voice from below in a thick Australian accent. “Beauty!
That’s the finest example of an anaconda I’ve ever laid eyes on! If this
snake wakes up, she’s gonna be pissed off!” Amy looked down to see a man who looked to be none other than the famous ‘Croc Hunter’ from T.V. “What are you doing here!?” she exclaimed. “Making millions of dollars by endangering my life like a total lunatic!” he responded, pointing at several cameramen surrounding him. “Bloody awful predicament you got yourself into! This is going to make great television! Whoa! What a rush, huh!?”“You’re not even from this world!” Amy scowled. “I’m not from any world! I’m from another dimension altogether! We like to call it the ‘Land Down Unda’! I’m a lunatic!”“You know, I’m really not surprised that you’re here. I’ve encountered everything from prehistoric dinosaurs to...you in this God-forsaken ‘reality’. Could you just lend me a hand here!?” “Right!”said the Croc Hunter. “I’m going to climb this tree and stick my face right next to this anaconda’s! It’s an incredibly stupid thing to do! I’ll be in extreme danger! Wow, I’m such a bloody idiot!” With lightning speed, the Aussie sprang up the side of the tree and jumped onto the branch holding the giant, virulent snake. “Oh, she’s a pretty girl, aint she!?”“Why thank you,” Amy blushed. “Not you!” the Croc Hunter laughed. “The snake! Oh, I could make wild passionate love to her right now! If she wanted to, she could bite half my face off in an instant! That being said, let me get a little bit closer to her! What a rush!” Inch by inch, he crept along the branch until his face was nearly touching that of the slithering reptile’s. “Now I’m going to breath on her, to wake her up! Snakes have an incredible sense of smell from their tongues! Oh, she’s gonna be pissed! Here goes!” Amy found herself almost wishing the stupid snake would bite this moron...
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