Befouling Heaven

Taka dives into a crisp mountain stream feeding a verdant meadow. The water begins turning brown and lumpy, and soon the plants of the meadow begin to shrivel and die. Taka still stinks, and now a large swath of heaven has begun to stink too.

The inhabitants of heaven have gathered around Taka, worried expressions on their faces. They glance nervously at each other, but Taka ignores them completely.

Soon some uniformed angels arrive, billy clubs in hand. They don't seem to want Taka to remain in heaven.

1. Taka kicks some ass.
2. The guards put Taka into a sleeper hold, drag him to the Pearly Gates, and toss him away.
3. The guards are on Taka's side. He orders them to begin clubbing his heavenly hosts.

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