Using the stone for a simpler task...
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42645
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He’d always had a nagging wish in the back of his mind. It was why he’d
dressed up in his mother’s bra and panties as a child, prancing about
like he was in one of the many musicals he’d seen in the theaters. It was
the reason he would oft times shave his legs, relishing their silky
smooth feel. It explained his habit of moisturizing his hands and
exfoliating his face more than a battle hardened dragonslayer
probably should. He gripped the stone firmly and harnessed his will upon the object. “Make me a woman!” he proclaimed. “Make me a prissy, dainty woman!” As the change manifested itself over his entire being, Fred giggled with abandon over his new body, complete with the appropriate clothing and numerous accessories that one would expect a lady to have. In place of his sword, he now wielded a purse. In place of his armor, he was now garbed in the latest feminine fashions. He searched the contents of the purse and, sure enough, he found a vanity mirror in which to behold his lovely new features.“I’ve got boobies!” he delighted. “Big, round, boobies! God be praised!” “Frederigo!?” a voice from behind startled him.Fred reeled around and realized it was his sidekick, Flambin the Silly Squire. He’d...I mean, she'd, forgotten all about him! “Oh dear,” she remarked in her new high-pitched voice, fanning herself furiously. “Whatever am I going to do? Look, Flambin, I know what this looks like but it’s not what it seems!” Flambin’s jaw nearly dropped to his knees. “Then what is it!?”“I was just...testing this stone the red chest gave me. That’s all,” came Fred’s rushed explanation. “I see it works splendidly. So I’ll just fondle myself one last time and change back. See? No harm done.” “Dude,” Flambin replied. “Dude. Dude. Dude.” He shook his head frantically and backed away slowly. “Dude.”“Don’t go, Flambin! Please! Please don’t go! I need you! I must share my newfound emotions with someone! I mean, this isn’t what it seems! Let’s just pretend this never happened! Kiss me, you gangly little man! Touch my body! What am I saying!? Oh dear God, change me back!” “Dude...”
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