A Very Crude Episode
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42592
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Unfortunately, for several lackey's careers, Durst was on Total Request
Live at the moment, totally interupting otherwise cool music videos. Guest
host Carment Electra was badly burnt in her feet area when a jet of flame
and debris erupted from Durst's butt. But since she is rich, she can
afford to get her feet fixed and meanwhile, veterans make do with worn
sheets, moldy walls and acres of paperwork they have to fill out while
addled on pain meds. Durst goes into rehab, purely for the career move. But while in it, he realizes that actually using quality lyrics and music in his songs might boost his Q-rating. But then it doesn't matter as a giant meteroite hits the rehab center, killing all the staff and patients. Except for Britney Spears, who had run out of the building screaming and waving her hands several hours ago. Nobody had stopped her because she was, according to a voice mail from one security guard minutes before the impact, 'icky and she smelled like pee'.
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