Downtown Burbank
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42590
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The old-school grenade completely obliterates a Mazerati 289 that had been booted for parking in a handicapped spot. Several nearby cars are totalled. By sheer luck, nobody is killed but several shoppers are singed by fire and a security guard is pierced in eighteen different spots by shrapnel. This being 2011 in America, the entire state is closed down. Several preachers blame the incident on gay men, despite two of the singed shoppers being gay. Rush Limbaugh decides it is the fault of Austrians. Michael Moore goes on CNN and just throttles a camera man until he is beaten to death with a rock (the camera dude is treated and released). Bill Maher calls the grenade noble and worthy. Sarah Palin says she quits being human because of the grenade 'attack' and evolves into an energy being. Nobody cares. Meanwhile, Josh and Seinfeld have gotten into a slap fight over who will open a nearby candy-cane colored door both had found.
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