Dimensional Exploration with Bitsy
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42556
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Dimensional exploration is a new and wild frontier recently undertaken by
the Swedana Corporation in their ever expanding pursuit of new markets.
The salary for dimensional explorers is good, exceptional even, but
that’s only if you make it back. The odds are stacked against
Fred, as only .01% of all those sent into the parallel universes ever
return. Reviewing the list of candidates, his choice is really a no- brainer. “So, Bitsy,” he says upon their introduction. “Other than your big rack and lovely blonde hair, what other qualifications do you have for this job?” Bitsy twirls a strand of her luxurious golden hair around her right index finger as she mulls over the question presented to her. “Um, could you repeat the question?”“What else do you have to offer besides your gravity defying breasts,” Fred patiently replies. “Well, I’m like, really good at like, doing stuff. And I’m kind of like a turtle...”“A turtle?” Fred asks, intrigued. “In what way?” “I’m kind of slow,” she explains. “And once I’m on my back I’m screwed.”Fred falls over in his chair, but quickly collects himself. “I can see you’ll be an asset to the mission. No further questioning is necessary.”
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