Naked On The Staircase

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42520

Josh sits on the spiral staircase, well above Seinfeld's room (or what might be left of it). The blue carpet feels good on his naked butt. The oak-brown of the walls are soothing. The light bulbs Lucite-ed into the beige plaster ceiling cast a non-harsh light on Josh's pale, pock-marked skin.
"Why am I naked?" Josh says to himself. "Oh well, at least my clothes are nearby and not on fire." Josh sings several more Blues songs before contemplating the nature of life again.
"What do I do now?" Josh whispers, having thankfully put some undies and pants on. "What do I do now?"

  1. Get dressed the rest of the way.
  2. Take a light nap.
  3. List, aloud, the songs he had sung. In a Donald Duck voice.
  4. Get undressed again (Gross).
  5. Practice magic.
  6. Try and peel back the carpet.
  7. Pull out his cell phone and call random 1800 numbers and see what happens.
  8. Cry about it.
  9. Pull one of the seven levers that just happen to be within arm's reach.
  10. Several steps up, perched carefully on the right-hand side of the staircase are sixteen Hummel figurines, a red crowbar, a glass sculpture of a swan and a chicken platter with hash browns. The conclusion is obvious.

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