Lord Fred vs Puss in Boots!
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42463
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“Mwuhaha! I am your doom!” says the cat, his thick accent obviously that
of a conniving Hespaniard. “I ‘ave been sent to stop you! With my pointy
sword!” Well this pussy isn’t the only one with a pointy sword! Fred removes one of his white leather gloves and smacks the feline across it’s face. “You’ll have to go through me first, you maladroit mongrel!” he declares, brandishing his broadsword and adjusting his armor. “Slappy McBoing Boing is my friend! He’s the cutest little bunny I’ve ever met, and I’ll be damned if I let him die at your hands!” “Step aside!” Puss in Boots bravely replies. “I have been hired by Sir Reginald of Califine to destroy this fiend who has been the plague of his wife’s garden for time out of mind! I have no quarrel with you, good sir!”“Don’t you ‘good sir’ me, you domesticated dolt! I challenge you to a DUEL!” “Very well,” the cat concedes, brushing off his shoulders in pimp-like fashion. “I do not want to hurt you, but if I must - then I must. On guard!”Fred lunges at the cat, his honor at stake. “Ha-ha! How I relish the sweet thrill of battle!” Sparks fly as their blades collide in a brilliant display of swordsmanship. “I suggest you quit while you’re behind,” the cat taunts Fred amidst the swordplay. “The rascally rabbit is MINE! You are no match for me, silly man!”Fred laughs, thrusting his sword at Puss’s neck, who narrowly dodges the attack. “I’m just warming up!”
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