Lots43
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42386
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“That’s truly a shame,” Astra condoles him. “You’d think after you
rescued them from evil they’d be more obliging.” “Well, I guess I should explain what I mean by ‘rescue’ and ‘evil’,” Lots says, blushing a little. “I actually kidnaped them from their homes in the dead of night. But homes are evil, you know?” Astra shakes her head. “No, I don’t.”“Typical princess,” Lots shrugs. An uncomfortable silence ensues.“I like spaghetti,” you remark in an attempt to change the subject. It doesn’t work. “Wait, so after you kidnaped them what did you do to them!?” Astra demands of him.Lots tries to evade the subject by pointing to a shiny rock as a distraction, but his brilliant ploy fails. Again, the princess presses him to explain what he’s done to them.Lots begins sweating profusely. “I certainly don’t hold them captive in my dungeon,” he lies. Astra’s eyes widen in shock. “You hold them captive in your dungeon!?”Lots looks around nervously. “What dungeon?” “Your dungeon!!”“How did you know I have a dungeon!? Let’s stop talking now.” “Lots...”“Well they’re well fed,” he defends. “You shouldn’t hold people against their will, Lots. It’s a very creepy thing to do. You absolutely need to release them at once.”“But I don’t want to.” “I don’t care if you want to or not. Release them at once!”“But...” “No buts. Release them.”“Or,” Lots offers, “you could join them and I can rename myself ‘Lots43'. Doesn’t that sound like more fun? I won’t make you wear any bothersome clothes.” “Okay. Sounds good.”You nearly choke on your own saliva at Astra’s response. “Princess!?” “What!? He says they’re well fed!”“They’re fed quite well,” Lots agrees.
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