Every Mother's Worst Nightmare
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42320
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On the walls, that is. Surrounding him are twelve posters depicting
female porn stars in various amusingly immoral poses: defiled, probed,
defecated
on, and other similar situations. This can only mean one thing: he’s back
home! His mom, who reeks of mop-water and corn muffins, opens the door and greets him. “Josh!” she rejoices. “So good to see you! We’ve kept your room preserved just the way you left it when you were 18! It’s like a time-capsule for all posterity to enjoy.” She cheerily regards the posters. “My,” she says. “They certainly do have lovely boobies. You always did have good taste.” “God, don’t say things like that, mom!” Josh begs her, covering his ears with a pillow covered with suspicious stains. “That’s not something a son wants to hear his mother say!”“Well, dinner’s ready!” she announces, then scurries away back to the kitchen from whence she emerged.
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