Josh is in a well-lit chain bookstore.
Cheesy muzak is playing over the systems. Several kids are in the
Sexuallity section, crying and slobbering all over some sticky candy.
AOL cds are on every endcap, it seems.
Josh wanders aimlessly, his mind overwhelmed by the books.
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He gets lost in the sci-fi section.
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Several crazy old ladies stage a sit-in next to the Harry Potter books, because they are 'ebil'. The books, that is.
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Josh finds a hundred dollar bill used a bookmark in 'Great Teacher Onizuka'.
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Josh finds the 'Josh Burbank Section'.
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Josh sticks a quarter into a light socket.
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Josh finds several religous phamplets in the fantasy section. He throws them away.
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Josh finds several religous phamplets in the fantasy section. He eats them.
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Josh reads a few pages out of 'Why Sam's Club Has So Many Lost People In It'.
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Josh finds Scott Chen's autobiography. It is titled 'Why Won't Josh Burbank Leave Me Alone'. Long repressed emotions emerge.
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Josh finds several ignored kids and encourages them to play hide and go seek. After ten minutes, the moms notice. Screaming panic and rioting ensues.
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