Josh turns away, mission successful. He then slips on the blood and
pratfalls.
After ten minutes of moaning in pain, he manages to get up. He's okay, but
covered in blood. Time for a shower.
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Josh has forgotten how to shower. Fortunately he had bought the book 'Cleaning Yourself For Dummies'.
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The shower drain had been clogged because Furry Sara Hewitt had been over.
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Josh finds fourteen different showers in the next five minutes. All have giggly women in them. Josh cleans up in the kitchen.
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Josh calls for his private, male nurse to help him take a shower.
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The cheerleader from 'Heroes' runs in, slips in the blood and breaks her neck in five places.
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Scott shows up, dressed like Quick Kick from G.I.Joe. Unfortunately Quick Kick's 'uniform' shows Scott's four inch long nipples. Ew ew ew.
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Christopher Walken shows up to give Josh a hug.
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