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“Cuddles?” Fred says in disbelief. Cuddles gasps. “Fred?” “Cuddles?”“Fred?” “Cuddles?”“Fred?” Josh feels left out, so “Josh,” he says in a level voice.“Poop,” Lots adds, giggling at himself. “Fred?”“Cuddles?” “Josh.”“Poop.” This goes on for awhile.In the end, both Fred and Cuddles end up killing each other in a long and drawn out duel. Furry Sara finds her Mountain Dew and is never seen or heard of again. Josh is kidnaped by Islamic fundamentalists and held in confinement somewhere in Czurkjekistan. And what of Lots? Well after a brief stint in jail he’s put on trial but acquitted of all charges when he points out that JH spells words like ‘civilization’ as ‘civilisation’ and calls a toilet a ‘privy’ and so on. Very un-American. The fact that JH isn’t American (and thanks God everyday for that) is a moot point. Lots goes on to a distinguished career in the medical field where he discovers a cure for Aids. The End.
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