"Well," said Astra, "it is fortunate that in the land of Aqularia, a
woman may have more than one husband." "Really?" said Fred. His face lit up. "That's great," said Velus. "So," Astra continued, "you do not have to fight a duel over me after all. But be aware that, although I may be married to several men, my heart can only belong to one." "She's talking about me," said Velus. "I am the one who killed the dragon." "No, thou dimwitted former canine, she is talking about me. It takes more than the slaying of a dragon to win a woman's heart. I have loved her truly, cared for her, protected her life, and given her friendship." "Yeah, so what? You're a just a second-rate nobleman, while I'm the Dragon Slayer. "Second rate?! Why you little..." "Hold!" said Astra. "I have not finished. I love only Sir JH." "What!?" said Velus. "Sir who?" "No, not Sir Who, Sir JH. Maybe you were thinking of Doctor Who." "Doctor Who?" Fred asked. "That's exactly my point. You see, I am a Doctor Who fan." She revealed a button on her armor that said "Paul McGann Estrogen Brigade." "And," Astra continued, "I had sworn since I was young that I would love only another Doctor Who fan. So I fell in love with Sir JH. He is my first husband, and the first in my heart. But he is trapped in the cave of the Witch of the White House. If you are to marry me, you must free him." Fred and Velus...
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