Mushroom Festival in Hell
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 42130
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Josh Burbank looks dumbfounded. "I...was sent to hell?" he asks. "That's
pretty good, considering I only died three hours ago, and this is the
first thing I've seen since then. And if this is hell, then I
don't see what's so bad about it. Blue skies, a peaceful feeling, the
perfect temperature...naw man, this can't be hell!" Fred looks a little dumbfounded himself. "I'll get back to you on that one..." he mumbles. Running to his personal computer station, wired for HeavenNet, the highest speed internet in history that never goes down, even for two minutes, he checks his records of which Josh Burbank he had sent to hell earlier. His search results come quickly, and indicate that the Josh that Fred sent down there was really an alternate version of him, and that the one he just met was the genuine article. You get ten choices here: which alternate Josh Burbank did Fred send to hell? 1. "Josh Edge", from the earliest days of the first version of Horsehockey. Josh Edge was trapped in a bleak, futuristic society dominated by Starbucks Coffee. 2. The version of Josh that was originally Sara Hewitt's beagle transformed into a human, and a pretty intelligent one at that. Sara and Josh met up with Scott Burbank and Jasper Thomas for wacky adventures. 3. Joshua "Dorkbrain" Burbank, a whiny ten year old boy with a penchant for tattling on his peers for the slightest things. He was finally beaten to death by his angry classmates for blowing their plot to have an unpopular teacher removed from her position. 4. President Josh Burbank from the alternate timeline depicted in episode 83181. He and two others saved over a hundred lives from nuclear attack by leading them into a series of underground tunnels and shelters. Josh assumed leadership of the tribe, and was a very competent leader until one day where he spontaneously unraveled, and went from competence to frightening insanity. This Josh was murdered by a small group of rebels, who sezied control. 5. The Josh Burbank from the largely unseen Addventure Game 4, starring Punch Babies [68849]. 6. The version of Josh whose entire personal history was swapped with Scott, starting with the traumatic basketball riot of 1994, followed by Josh sleeping with thousands of women for no real reason other than he could do it. 7. Josh Burr-Bank, who in his home timeline, fed the eternally bickering eight-year-old twins Kenny and Joe into a wood chipper, just to get them to stop calling each other names. 8. "Mr. Excitement" Josh Burbank, the one from the 1940s, who never did or said anything remotely fun...until he blew up a small Idaho town, killing everyone in it. 9. Josh "Killer" Burbank, bass player for a disgusting rock band fronted by his even more vile younger brother Matt. Scott was also part of the group, co-producing many of their recordings, which aren't worth listening to. This Josh randomly exploded onstage during a gig one night. 10. "Burbank Josh", a southern California pimp. He fell through a silver door at a party one evening, and was never seen again. Which alternate Josh?
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Ben McClellan
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