The Page of The Swig

"Fine... will you transport me to the elder?" Fred asks

"Yes, yes, alright!" The Swig said.

You Now Get a choice, Whats shall it be?!?!?!??! says god, well, i think it si god, because there is noone here else to say what i just said...wait....if i just said that then i am not god, so there of i made a mistake of typing this, thats weird, i have no clue why i am still typing, OH WELL!Lalalala... STOP TYPING NOW MATT! Ok... i'm sorry, Wait, Who am i talking to? This is... ummm... YOUR SUCH AN IDIOT YOU ARE TALKING TO YOURELF, STOP IT RUGHT NOW!!!! OK I'M SORRY! YOUR DOING IT AGIN!!!! WELL HURRY UP AND CHOOSE A PATH BEFOR MYSELF GETS MORE ANGRY WITH ME!!!

1. Go to the elder...
2. Ask The Swig to transport you to the Land Of THe Evil Lawn Gnomes
3. Ask the swig if you may rub his stomach
4. Kiss The Swig because you are gay
5. Slam your head aginst a rock yelling "CREAMED CORN!!"
6. Jab yourself OVER AND OVER AND OVER in the chest because you fell like it.
7. Press this butten if you don't want any more silly options that i am typing just to be annoying...
8. Click here if you want to type a part of this increadably LAME story
9. Start to Cry because i am running out of ideas to type as options what to do...
10. And the last options is to YEll "WHo is The Swig Here" agin to see what happends...

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