Fred gets terribly bored

"AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!" He screamed. "I'm SO freakin' BORED!"

Fred threw down his harp and stomped off to complain to God.

God was busy answering prayers, and was sitting surrounded by telephones and computers.

"I'm bored." said Fred.

"Tough cheese." said God, who went back to answering prayers.

"Is there anything to do in Heaven apart from play a harp or play skittles?" asked Fred. God paused to think.

"No, not really." he said, and went back to answering prayers.

Fred then got very angry and proceeded to smash up all of God's technical equipment. "Fine!" roared God. "I'll reincarnate you if you want, but when you die in your new body you are so going to Hell! And don't forget you'll have to go through all the boring baby years!"

1. Fred is reincarnated as a prince
2. Fred is reincarnated as a princess
3. Fred is reincarnated as an identical twin
4. Fred is reincarnated as a poor country boy
5. Fred is reincarnated as a kitten
6. Fred decides to stay in Heaven

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