Just when you thought this stupid quest was over...

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 41173

On the good side, Astra is still naked. On the bad side, Fred is still trailing her, calling her "Boobs," and...

FFLLLRRRRAAAAAAAPPP! Fred cuts a gigantic fart that sends the smell of his intestines floating through the air.

"Oh, look Boobs!" Fred declares. "They're making the bean and rice spay- shul today! That sounds good. Want some?"

"Fred, I think that's the last thing you should be eating," sighs Astra, waving the farty smell away.

Britney Spears come over the speakers. You don't know which is more nauseating: her music or Fred's--

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP!

"Fred, cut that out!" Astra snaps, as Fred gets down and boogies to "Toxic," letting toxic gas drift toward you.

"Can you get me something to wear?" she asks.

"I thought you'd never ask" you reply.

Soon, Astra is in a Taco Bell outfit, serving food alongside you. Fred is sitting in the food court, driving customers away with his constant farting.

"Now what do we do?"

"Well, there's a bunch of little kids coming and they're going to want the kiddie special," you say helpfully.

You don't know what else to say. You and Astra are two flowers pressed between the pages of low-wage America, working lame-ass jobs in a mall food court for minimum wage, fighting off enthusiastic kids, bad Britney Spears, and Fred's farting.

You plot your escape from this dead-end direction in life.

Just then...

  1. You find out you've been promoted to assistant general manager. You're moving up in the world!
  2. Barney the Dinosaur shows up to entertain the kids and you've got to feed not only a bunch of kids, but a stupid purple dinosaur.
  3. A cool job at a comic book store opens up. They have a room where you can play D&D and card games. You apply for the job.
  4. Astra gets a job in the mall department store. In the lingerie department.
  5. You and Astra plan a road trip, WITHOUT Fred

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4/12/2004 12:34:14 PM

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