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On the good side, Astra is still naked. On the bad side, Fred is still
trailing her, calling her "Boobs," and...
FFLLLRRRRAAAAAAAPPP! Fred cuts a gigantic fart that sends the smell of his intestines floating through the air. "Oh, look Boobs!" Fred declares. "They're making the bean and rice spay- shul today! That sounds good. Want some?" "Fred, I think that's the last thing you should be eating," sighs Astra, waving the farty smell away. Britney Spears come over the speakers. You don't know which is more nauseating: her music or Fred's-- BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP! "Fred, cut that out!" Astra snaps, as Fred gets down and boogies to "Toxic," letting toxic gas drift toward you. "Can you get me something to wear?" she asks. "I thought you'd never ask" you reply. Soon, Astra is in a Taco Bell outfit, serving food alongside you. Fred is sitting in the food court, driving customers away with his constant farting. "Now what do we do?" "Well, there's a bunch of little kids coming and they're going to want the kiddie special," you say helpfully. You don't know what else to say. You and Astra are two flowers pressed between the pages of low-wage America, working lame-ass jobs in a mall food court for minimum wage, fighting off enthusiastic kids, bad Britney Spears, and Fred's farting. You plot your escape from this dead-end direction in life. Just then...
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