Dr Holliby Holliby Wong

"We're doing just fine," said Fred sternly "We're off to kill the king, but from what I can gather things are to go horribly horribly wrong."

"No no!" said the Japanese man "No you no understand, dats a typo, ee spose to say Dr Holliby Holliby Wong! And dats me, grad to meet your equaintance."

"Oh god," groaned Fred "First a murderer slash rapist meant for cheap laughs and now a Japanese stereotype, this story is boardering on the offensive,"

"I love the Japanese!" grinned Jack

"No, no, no, no I no steleotype," said Dr Wong "For you know I am no good at math, if I was steleotype Jap man, I be good at math, light?"

"You're not good at maths?" asked Fred

"No, I onry know pi to the first a thousand and six digits,"

"God damn it," said Fred "You're even doing the swapping of your "r"'s and "l"'s, have you learnt your acting abilities from Benny Hill or something?"

Then the conversation had a bit of lull so Jack bit off Dr Wong's arm.

"Oh my god!" cried Dr Wong "You bit off my arm you bastard!"

"What happened to your accent?" asked Fred

"Screw my accent!" yelled Dr Wong "Get me a doctor!"

"I thought you were a doctor."

"I'm not Dr Wong okay! I'm not, the casting agency sent me here and told me to pretend to be Japanese, now get me a mother f****** doctor!"

"Dude," said Jack with arm dribbling down his front "Get him a doctor, are you a psychopath or something?"

1. A doctor comes, it's the real Dr Holliby Holliby Wong!
2. A doctor comes, but it's not the real Dr Holliby Holliby Wong, but nobody is really surprised.
3. It's realised that in the darkness, Jack actually bit off his own arm.
4. The actor playing Dr Wong grows another arm anyway.
5. Fred grabs a phone to call for a doctor but gets distracted and makes prank phone calls.

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