The Convenient Door

"Isn't that rather a strange label for a door?" you ask.

"I expect it was intended to read 'Public Conveniences', but got misspelled. Public Coveniences is what we call public toilets in Aqualaria. It's very fortunate, since it's been absolutely ages since I powdered my nose."

"But you haven't got any powder," you object

"It's a euphemism, silly! As a princess of Aqualaria, I can't be expected to say: 'I've got to have a pee. I'm absolutely busting.'"

"You just did," you point out.

"Busting Boobs," Fred says. "Boobs' big bust." Astra automatically slaps him, before leading you and Fred through the door.

1. Sure enough, there are toilet facilities on the other side.
2. But Astra's interpretation is obviously wrong, since on the far side you find not toilets but...

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