(Thank God I Died in) The Car Crash

"Flash! We want to challenge you to a hundred yard dash!" Scott boldly preclaims.
"You've gotta be kidding me," says a disbelieving Flash.
"No, we're not kidding! Are you chicken? Huh?" demands Josh.
"All right, we'll do it right now."

So, the three contestants line up behind a crude line drawn in the sand. Green Arrow and Plastic Man stand at the finish line, three hundred feet away.

"Okay gentlemen, on your marks!" Superman calls out.
"Oh, Flash, you are so dead!" giggles Josh.
"Get set..."
"We've got this one in the bag, Josh! We can't possibly lose!" says Scott.
"Listen to these two bozos talk!" mumbles the Flash.
"GO!!"
ZOOM!!

Josh and Scott hadn't even moved as Flash easily wins this race in literally a thousandth of a second. They both stand there looking at each other, then making faces as they look at Flash mockingly waving at them from the finish line.
"I think he cheated!" snaps Josh.
"I tend to agree with you," remarks Scott.

1. Josh and Scott argue about Flash "cheating" to win the race.
2. "Best two out of three?" jokes the Flash.
3. Batman beats both Scott and Josh down just on principle.
4. "So...anyone for tennis?"

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