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And here are the oh so classy lyrics for Fred's song celebrating Astra's tig ol' bitties:
Uh-huh,
I like big tits (I like big tits).
Uh-huh.
You see 'em on the street,
Left and right!
I like big tits (that's right!)
I try to look away, but I can't resist,
Every time I try to call it quits,
Here come some tits (uh-huh).
(That's a big ten-four, big tits) That's a big ten-four, big tits,
What it is! (Uh-huh)
I like big tits (tits).
What it is?
I like big tits (tits)
Uh-huh!
Tits.
Well they come in twos,
Hard to choose,
Your favorite tit (Uh-huh).
I like tits for dinner,
Or a noon time snack.
I like tits for lunch,
A big tit attack.
I like tits for breakfast!
(Eggs Benedict tits) Eggs Benedict tits.
(Uh-huh, what it is).
They're where it's at...
Tits.
They give me shivers,
When they bounce around.
Puckered up, or draggin' on the ground?
How 'bout those tits? (big tits)
Uh-huh.
Tits (says it all for me!)
Tits.
(Uh-huh) I'm a tit man,
I'm a tit man (I like big tits).
(Uh-huh) I like big tits
Me too,
That's right.
They give me fills! (I like big tits)
Uh-huh.
Author's note: Yes, I am well aware that I used the song title from Scott Walker's discography for an episode where I copied and pasted the lyrics to a Joe Walsh song in it, especially when both artists have next to nothing in common musically. Thanks for noticing, or even if you didn't.
(That's a big ten-four, big tits. What it is!)
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Just then, the NEQ goes down for "maintenance".
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You end up singing along after the first chorus.
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How does Astra feel about this tribute to her assets?
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