At the AA Meeting

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 40449

Fred is suddenly and mysteriously transported into the middle of an AA session in Oakland, CA. and finds himself seated in one of a number of uncomforatble plastic chairs arranged in a rough circle listening to some guy from Berkeley named Chubba whining on about how his beloved Charleeza hadn't spoken to him in days and had forced him to come to this meeting even though he seldom drank more then a half bottle of JD a day, oh and maybe a few Sierra Nevadas (Bud was just Bud so that didn't count as drinking) and how this showed that Charleeza didn't understand him anyway and how he shouldn't be there he should be out shooting pool with his buddies Otis and Tito and how Tito had laughed at him when he had told him where he was going tonight and said that maybe he should change girlfriends and how maybe even though he had socked Tito in the kisser then that maybe he had been right and that none of his other girlfriends had ever had a problem with his drinking before, bad breath yes, mysoginist attitudes yes, his penchant for women's clothes yes but never his drinking although come to think of it Geraldina had once given him a funny look or had it been Lwanda when he had come home after a 36 hour bender no it was definitely Geraldina he could remember that quite clearly and started rifling through the fridge for some Mickey's Big Mouths he thought were in there although it turned out that he had drunk them already the previous week when Munga and the boys had come round for the weekly poker game that was the time Louie had lost pretty big on the hand of Texas hold 'em and had gone home swearing to high heaven they had all laughed and Chubba had gotten out the Big Mouths althouth they already had beer and Scotch on the table plus some wine for Ferdy Chubba wasn't a big wine drinker but he would have it occasionally mostly if nothing better was on offer there was this one time they had gone down to Sacramento . . .

  1. As Chubba continues, Fred notices that all the other seats are filled by corpses
  2. The Chair of the meeting silences Chubba and proposes a welcome to their newest member - Lord Fred!
  3. Fred's head explodes

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Eric Kantona

12/20/2005 4:31:32 AM

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