Sir Toby and Oak
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 40411
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Something happens all right! King Emry remembers that Fred was already
dead! Therefore, he reasons, Oak could not have killed Fred, and Fred's
ghost was just being annoying. King Emry orders Oak to immediately be
released and for all the Pokemon to return. Sir Toby had, in fact, never answered Oak's question on whether or not to be a Pokemon trainer. At this moment he is somewhere inside the castle training several young squires in the art of swordplay. "You see, lads, the easiest way to win a swordfight is to demoralize your opponent before he can take advantage of any weaknesses you haven't improved on yet. Therefore, today's lesson will involve memorization of a series of insults. Are we ready, lads?" "Yes!" "Good! Now repeat after me! I'm normally chivalrous, but in your case, I'll make an exception. Your mother was a whore and your father was an Aquilarian commoner. The village called; they want their idiot back. Is that sword compensating for something? Who is your father- because I need to know who to send your dead body to! And my favorite, My name is Sir Toby you killed my father now you must die! "No! No! You're supposed to say that last one with your own names! It would be absolutely ludicrous to think that you were pretending to be someone you were not, in the middle of the fight! Let's try that one again!" Someone taps Sir Toby on the back of the shoulder while the squires are practicing their insults. "Huh? Oh, Professor Oak! So nice to see you again! Dreadfully sorry about the roar that dead buffoon Fred caused! As you can see, I'm busy teaching a swordfighting class until my king requires my service elsewhere." "Yes, but have you decided about becoming a Pokemon trainer? With their skills and your swordplay, you and your Pokemon could make a formidable team!" "Well, Professor...
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