An Upbeat Beatdown
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 40258
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The next few moments are a whirlwind of pain and agony, offset by a
little erotic pleasure. It’s not everyday you get tackled by a tall,
gorgeous, redheaded warrior princess. After the pommeling, you can’t
help but light up another. “Wow,” is all you can manage to say. “That
was the beast beating I’ve ever had.” Astra sits down next to you
and takes a drag from your cigarette. “I must admit,” she confesses as
she exhales a thick cloud of smoke, “that was the beast beating I’ve ever
given. You’ve done this a few times, haven’t you?” “Oh ya, I’m all that and then some,” you boast, puffing out your chest a little, despite a few broken ribs. “I’m a seasoned pro when it comes to receiving an ass whooping.” “I don’t even remember what it was I was so distraught over. Oh wait, yes I do. I just don’t care anymore. We’ll have to do this again sometime.”“For sure.” Fred, meanwhile, has finally collected himself and trots over to where the two of you lay sprawled. “Something’s not right,” he says worriedly. “The dragon’s dead, and yet the magic that binds these caves together hasn’t failed.”That’s about the most intelligent thing you’ve heard him say in days. “You’re...you’re not upset over it’s death? Are you back to normal?” you ask him, perplexed over his change in attitude but hopeful that maybe he’s come back to his senses. “Oh no, no, no,” he insists. “I’m coo-coo for coco puffs. Still as loony as ever. I’m just prone to violent mood swings, you see. But for now, at least, I think I begin to understand that maybe what you did was right. Bibbity-bobbity- boo.”“Hmm, good point, Fred,” Astra agrees. “It reminds me of when my great-aunt slew Horkus the Wicked, who took the guise of a dragon, only to be ensnared by Zerm the Unspeakable right afterwards. There may be a greater power lurking yet in the Shreken, of whom the 'Dragon' was only a servant. The Dragon was known to take the form of a necromancer when he frequented the local grocery store. This doesn’t bode well.”
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