Fred finds himself in the Moo Moo Farm

But what's this? Another cow? And another? And another...? It's a herd, no, a horde of Cows!

Moo! Moo Moo?? MOOO! Moo mu mu moo?! MOO! MOOOO!!!

Fred flees in terror but every direction he turns, he sees more cows. He realises the cows are walking on two feet and carrying axes. What is this, cows with axes?

Thinking quickly, Fred turns on his Holy Freeze aura to try to slow the Cows. Then he begins to cast Blessed Hammer and drains his mana pool with hammer after hammer spinning out and decimating the cows that get near him. Soon, he is wading through a field of cow carcasses.

Grinning happily, Fred fails to notice a very large cow approaching him. It's the Cow King Himself!

What now?

1. Fred is trampled by the Cow King.
2. Fred charges the Cow King and gets electrocuted.
3. Fred ransacks his inventory for a Town Portal scroll.
4. Fred decides to escape by logging off from the game.

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