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"A little known secret" said one of the hairer halflings (Fred had
forgotten all their names already) "of our kind is we only mate once a
year. In this town. In about an hour, the halfling women will come. And we
will throw the tomatoes and the wine and we will tackle the pretty ones."
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Fred suggets a calmer way of attracting a mate and improves halfling relations.
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Fred suggets a better way of doing things and inadvertently starts a brutal gender war that kills thirty percent of all halflings (before peace occurs). OOOPS.
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Fred bursts into tears for no raisain. Yes, Fred is crying over lack of dried grapes.
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Fred waits in ambush and seduces all the women ahead of time. Five months later, a hundred hook nose, gap-teethed, scraggly haired healthy babies are born. Play them banjos, Fred!
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Fred seduces all the male halflings.
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Fred awakens from a horrific dream, back in the caverns. The tiny dog, who had a nametag on his collar reading 'Velus', was gnawing on his knee.
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Fred invents the sport of halfling bowling. The halflings do not like this sport.
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