Derf's Island of Displeasure
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 39623
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"Yes," said Derf, "our father did indeed buy an island, devoid of human
life. I spent five long years there with only a watermelon for company.
Eventually even the watermelon tired me and I was forced to eat it."
"Just like all the others," said Fred. "No, this one was different. This one was a watermelon. It meant more to me than the others." "But the others were human beings." "Only in a manner of speaking." "They were human beings! Two of them were called Clive and Peter, and they were your music teachers." "Teachers teach. They didn't teach me how to play killer riffs on my lute, so I killed them. Anyway, let's not dig up the past. When I ate the watermelon, I realised that my life had been going in all the wrong directions, so I swam my way back to this island and decided to set myself up in business. Oddly enough, I'm a music teacher now." Fred was unimpressed.
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