Fred's Poem, for Archers

After a sleepless night of brainstorming, Fred renders his second version which goes like this:

I like shooting barbarians with my bow
Oh, don’t you know
I’ll shoot most any foe
I’ll shoot them in the knee
I’ll shoot them in the throat
I’ll shoot them when they flee
Especially if they’re slow
I’ll even shoot a nun
If she’s in the castle moat
Or if she rows a boat
I don’t like nuns

Fred does just that, and the edited rendition goes something like this...

I don't like nuns
I shoot them with my bow

1. The King rejects this version, and both Fred and Jason go back to the drawing board.

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