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Lord Fred knew he was in the restroom of a library as there was a sign asking for patrons to not please not take library books into the stalls. Anyway...Lord Fred really had to go number 2. Only one problem.
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No toilet paper.
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All the stalls had people in them.
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The one free stall...someone hadn't flushed.
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There was one free stall, clean, but other people were there...Fred was poo-shy.
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The five stalls were filled...with books.
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The five stalls were technically empty but to enter he had to answer a difficult riddle.
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There were seven stalls but a sign said one of them led to a magical wonderland...where he couldn't leave for one Earth year.
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Constipation.
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It tickled when he went. Gross.
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He had forgotten how to sit down.
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