Driver

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 39519

The driver of the tall, black strech SUV (Fred had thought it was something else) was none other then popular TV show host Stephen Colbert.
Fred lets the man drone on about tax subsidies and how Dick Cheney looks like the Pope.
Suddenly, a giant rabbit rears out of nowhere. Four stories tall if it was an inch, it screams wildly and takes a massive dump on the road. Colbert screams like a five year old girl and...

  1. slams on the brakes. They stop just in time.
  2. slams on the brakes. They roll. Thank god for seatbelts.
  3. plows right through the poo.
  4. activates the vehicle's flying systems.
  5. hits the ejection seats.
  6. slows time so he can call Bill Murray for advice.
  7. swerves, running right into the fat, padded rear of the bunny.
  8. spins the vehicle and revs back the way they came. The rear of the car splashes through the poop.
  9. dives out the door, leaving Fred to an uncertain fate.
  10. prays to Paul Bunyan for help. He does help, but Paul is shirtless, drunk and missing his ex wife, Madame Sex.

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