Sir Paulito the Hermit

And since typewriters haven't been invented yet, he purchases some paper, a quill pen and sets to work on his manifesto.

Here's the first bit: I didn't kill Lord Fred. Though he ticked me off I didn't slay him. Velus did it, with a giant spork. Spork, spork, spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!"
Sir Paulito decides to read some comic books by the light of the lantern and then go to bed. Meanwhile, legions of the king's men are looking for him because he slayed Lord Fred and did not slay the dragon. (They were a bit weird that way. They could be fighting the dragon themselves but they'd rather hunt down a crazy hermit.)

1. Sir Paulito wakes up in the morning and continues his work of being a crazy hermit.
2. Sir Paulito is arrested by the king's men and thrown in the local mental hospital.
3. Lord Fred comes back from the dead to slay Sir Paulito.
4. Story cops show up to consficate Sir Paulito's comic books.

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