I Drive the Hearse

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 39387

Having suffered the ultimate embarrassment of having the last name Burbank was too much for Josh to handle, as the ever present studio audience continuing to laugh at him, while those populating the Laugh-In Wall nearby continued to heckle him.

Ultimately, it was too much for Scott to bear, as he died from embarrassment. Todd from Rundgren Street, who had been knocked out by Josh earlier, stirred back to consciousness, and then crawled off to seek medical aid. Josh wasn't too worried about him.

Josh knew that if he didn't get rid of Scott's corpse soon, it would begin to decompose, and really start to be unpleasant to be around. So, it was a wise decision to try disposing of it.

How will he do it?

  1. Flushing it down the nearest toliet.
  2. Flushing it down the second nearest toilet.
  3. Taking it, and three other of his victims to yet another nearby toilet.
  4. Ben gets reprimanded for, once again, too many backlinked episodes containing the same running joke.
  5. Josh sells Scott on eBay.
  6. Josh does the right thing, and contacts the proper authorities to come handle it, even if it means that he might be facing manslaughter charges later on.
  7. Plot convenience. Scott's body disappears instantly, and a freshly resurrected Scott returns to the staircase room.
  8. Josh shoves Scott's body into one of the Laugh-In wall's open hatches.
  9. Time reverses, much to Josh's chagrin.
  10. Todd returns, and vigorously begins playing the drums again.

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