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The Never Ending Quest - Episode 39303

Josh Burbank of all people has been hired as the captain for the new United States intergalactic ship Enterprise. Across the nation, underground newspapers question what kind of narcotics that the government officials and NASA representatives were ingesting to make such a decision. Quite honestly, a lot of "mainstream" newspapers were doing the same thing. And quite a few periodicals, as well.

Well, hell, who wouldn't question this choice?!

Irregardless, Josh is now the captain of the first man-made vehicle specifically designed to reach the speed of light. And it's time for the very first mission. What does Josh have in mind for his new ship and crew?

  1. "Let's explore the galaxy and attempt to contact other life forms!"
  2. "Let's sit here idling until NASA goes crazy!"
  3. "Let's take it up to light speed and crash this baby into Detroit!"
  4. "Let's all get drunk so we can have a pre-flight orgy!"
  5. "How about we bomb Nickolaus Pacione's house before we leave for deep space?"
  6. "Let's stay home. Aren't there more important things to worry about on Earth?"
  7. "You guys take it from here! I've got family issues to take care of!" Josh yells as he escapes in the lone escape pod. He forgot to mention that he programmed the Enterprise to fly directly into the sun...

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Ben McClellan

2/27/2004 7:56:04 PM

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