Republican Burger (Hold the Gay Marriage, Go Heavy on the Pickles and Tax-Cuts)
The Never Ending Quest - Episode 39196
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Josh is as flabbergasted as an old man with Alzheimer’s wandering through
a zoo in his underwear. “Toilet Gods!?” he exclaims. “I thought You were
the Only God of Heaven and Earth and all that Is or ever Will Be forever
and ever, Amen, yea verily...” God quiets Josh with a quick wave of his hand. “Silence, my humble servant,” he intones calmly. “Yes, truly I am the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Except for the Toilet Gods. They pretty much run the show when it comes to Toilets.” “But toilets are a fairly recent innovation,” Josh points out. “So did they exist before toilets came to be?”God lets out a good-natured chuckle. “Simple-minded idiot,” he declares blissfully. “Of course they existed. But then they were known as the Outhouse Gods.” Josh blinks. “Oh.”God nods. “Yep.” “So, uh, why do they want Scott to sing?” Josh continues prodding.“Hell, I don’t know,” Gods shrugs indifferently. “Go ask them. Look, are we...like...finished here, or what?” Josh farts out of nervousness.God cringes. “I’ll take that as a ‘yes’.” And he slams the door shut. Josh weeps quietly as the icy cold tentacles of loneliness entangle his heart with their iron- grip of sorrow.
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