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"I've heard that the Dragon might be hiding out here," Astra said, hefting her sword. (The way that she pronounced "Dragon", you had the strong impression that she had started the word with a capital letter.)
"I've not seen no dragon," Josh said, not very grammatically. "Excuse me," Furry Sara said to Astra, "but I can't help noticing that you aren't wearing any clothes." "And I can't help noticing that you are wearing a lot of fur. Anyway, I'm the honorary president of the Aqualarian Naturalist Association, so I feel like I should go naked whenever I can." "Don't you mean the Aqualarian Naturist Association?" Furry Sara suggested. "No. It definitely says 'Naturalist' on all the correspondence that they send me." "But naturalists are people who study wildlife! It's naturists who don't wear any clothes." "Oh! That would explain why I was the only one who turned up nude at the last AGM. I thought that was a bit strange. Nobody said anything to me about it, though. I suppose because I'm a princess they didn't like to. Well if the Dragon isn't here, then I'd better be off." "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave," Josh said. "What's that supposed to mean?" Astra asked. "It means that I can remember the lyrics of Hotel California. But aside from that, it means that it doesn't seem to be possible to leave this place. Although come to think of it, if I pressed the button marked Beklutnk it might do it. It did for Scott. Though admittedly not before first turning him into an aquarium full of neon tetra." [18802, 32531, 32726, 32830].
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