Pork Chop

The Never Ending Quest - Episode 39121

For reasons unclear even to him, Fred impales the pork chop with his mighty blade 'Deathbringer'.
The woman, an older lass with all her looks intact, is confused. She kicks over a nearby table.
"Sir!" she said. "That is my porkchop!"
"I am Lord Fred." Fred said, going with the moment.
"I am Lady Englebert Hamshire, Egg, for short. MY...porkchop."

  1. Fred offers to purchase her another one.
  2. Fred runs away very fast, for he had heard legends of Egg the woman and how she could remove your skull while you live.
  3. "Eggy!" Fred cried, remembering how she used to push him into the morph-spell pit in middle school.
  4. Fred pulls out his dagger 'Annoyanceblade' and impales the rest of the pork chop.
  5. Fred pretends nothing has happened.
  6. Fred pretends something entirely different had happened.
  7. Fred realizes that this is his sister, under her bi-annual amnesia and slight-facial alteration curse.

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