I Got a Thing, You Got a Thing, Everybody's Got a Thing

God, however, is in no mood to answer that question, and decides to respond like THIS:

1. "My favorite band is Parliament-Funkadelic, Josh."
2. "Blow in his ear, and he'll follow you anywhere."
3. "Have you read the latest Nickolaus Pacione novel?"
4. "One time, I was locked in a hotel room in Defiance, Ohio, with a group of cheerleaders, and..."
5. "Josh, go to your room!"
6. "Online blogs are gay." Then God disappears in a flash of light.
7. "I remember when kids used to ask me when they were supposed to get their periods. Normally, I didn't expect boys to be so concerned about that..."
8. "Think! It ain't illegal yet!"

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